For the character part, this uses the protagonist from the same story that I used for the Character Meme, or survey, or whatever it was.

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HUMAN/CREATOR

-What's your full name?
-Censored-

-What's your nickname?
It rhymes with the thing you put on your thumb whenever you sew. Wait, that is for when you sew, right?

-When's your birthday?
April 4. Double 4s.

-What's your favorite color?
White for reflecting all those rays of sunlight. Black for absorbing all those rays of sunlight.

-What do you hate most?
I dunno?

-What do you love most?
Me. Maybe. I'm not in touch with my inner self because the super-short-distance cost is ridiculous.

-What are your favorite creatures?
Not real: dragons? Because they can eat raw meat and then cook it in their mouths! Real: birds. That'll probably change when (if) I get a car.

-Do you watch cartoons?
No. I used to be obssessed with them, though, when I was a little kid; why else would I wake up at 8 in the morning on a Saturday?

-What's the dumbest thing you've ever done?
Lots and lots of ties.

-Wow, you're pretty stupid...
Thanks.

-Which one of your characters do you like most?
In terms of character design, Akasha (because she's the most different looking out of all my normal world characters). As for the character's background and depth, ironically a girl whom I haven't named. For the character as a whole, probably either Madina or Kiretsu. Both are sarcastic, but Madina's from the future and is a genius and is a girl. Kiretsu is in the present and is a less-crazy smart and is a guy.

-Which one would you trash?
D: None of them. Although I probably will never get to introduce a lot of my characters in an actual story because I've just got too many.

-What would you do if someone stole your work?
I'd probably never find out, but if I did I'd laugh at that person for being desperate enough to steal my work... I just rethought that. Since none of them are finished and the robber would probably finish it his/her own way (no point of stealing something and leaving it unfinished, right?), I'd get pissed because that person would most definitely screw it up (well, they might make it better, but it still wouldn't be the way I wanted).

-What are your views on online dating?
Not practical. Chances of both parties being honest are just too slim.

-What kind of people do you like?
It's just random. I usually don't like people who talk too much, though, because they usually end up talking about nothing interesting or relevant to me.

-Would you still be nice to a boring deviant?
Maybe. It's usually easy to control yourself in text.

-What would you do if someone flamed you?
Stop, drop, and roll on the floor laughing... Probably just ignore it.


NOW FOR YOUR CHARACTER: Kiretsu

-Hi
Sure.

-What's your name?
Kirameki Kiretsu.

-How old are you?
16 years old, but not for long.

-What species are you?
I'm a butler-in-debt that can get hit by a full-speed car and survive. Actually, I'm an Esper and my job is to kill giant, blue blobs and keep god-girl happy. Really, I'm a Flame Haze, which makes identity theft so much easier.

-Are you male or female?
Male.

-If you had to chose just one place to live for the rest of your life, where would it be?
Right where I live right now, but the rest of my life isn't gonna be very long.

-how creative do you think your human/creator is?
What human creator? If you mean the totally not-human God, God's really creative. I mean, he designed all this physics and stuff from scratch, not to mention a billion billion stars (although a lot of them seem to be copy/pasted).

-Could you describe your personality to us?
I'm a sarcastic ass. Fear me.

-Hmm...Interesting...tell me your life story, if you don't mind.
I was born. I grew up. I told you to ask more interesting questions.

-*snore*
Your damn fault.

-If there was any other character here on DA that you would do*wink wink* who would it be?
...What the hell? I think that I'm going to use hot glue to shut your eyes forever.

-Are you planning on getting re-designed anytime soon?
No. I can't afford to buy a new wardrobe or get plastic surgery.

-Good or Evil?
What, me? I'm awesome. But then again, if I was really evil, why the hell would I tell you? If you're talking about whether I believe in good and evil and all that philosophical stuff, I don't wanna talk to you about that.

-ok so this quiz about your highness is over, any last words?
Please don't kill me.

-Oh yeah, who are you going to tag?
I will tag my sister as an "Innocent Bystander?" and my mom as "Actress who just may have been the killer." Then I will tag myself "Killer?" and I will tag you as "Defendant who's the actual killer." Then I'll have to tag someone as "Ace Attorney"... Miyabi's too stupid, so I'll pick you for... Wait a sec, that doesn't work for the same reason...